First and foremost have a cakepop:
Because ALL food is better when it is reconstituted and put into cake form and ON A STICK.
Secondly - have an apology. I am made of fail and totes midway through making you a .gif(t). However, Veronica the laptop has had other ideas and is currently running slower than a fuller figured gentleman running up a hill with rocks in his rucksack.
Thirdly - have a promise that said .gif(t) will be with you by the end of the week. (Do you have one of those family members who claims that the present has been ordered and is 'on its way' yet it never materialises? I have brothers, so I know that family member well. I will NOT be that person.)
Fourthly - Enjoy the remaining hours of your birthday in Australia, and then continue to enjoy it in everyone else's countries too. Possibly while you are sleeping.
Finally - Sorry for the essay. *squish*